The all you can eat asian restaurant
Today my Mexican co-worker (I do not know how to be politically correct on his description) revealed his interest in an Asian coworker, Monica - if that's her real name. I then took matters in my own hands him being a low life and all and told Monica, "Gabriel has the hots for you, and wants to put his little fajita in your taco and create some Tex-Mex." "Marty, you are so bad!"
After relaying this to my roommate, he then compared me to Archer. "Who is that?" I am now watching some cartoon called ARCHER.